Monday, June 9, 2014

June Blast Off!

It is June and we have been given the "All Aboard!"
"It seems like it was just yesterday that we were sunbathing during the Father's Day Bass Pro Boat Show!"
"I know, Molly. Now, here we are almost one year later and it's coming up again!"
"And I still feel pudgy in all my bathing suits!"
"You're telling me!  I'm hoping the groomer doesn't shave us and expose all my rolls!"
"Well, I guess that's what happens to a dog in semi-retirement...oh no. What will happen when we are REALLY retired!?"
"Let's not think of that now, Molly. At least we are at the ship every weekend ALL SUMMER LONG! I kind of like this light schedule!"
"Yes, it does give us more time to watch TV. That reminds me! We have to watch JTV tonight! The Titanic Jewelry Collection is being featured tonight & tomorrow!" 
They should have created a collar for dogs in the Astor collection.

"Absolutely right, Carter! We should suggest it!"
"If they make one in time you could wear it when Yvonne Hume visits the ship!"
"Wouldn't that be grand!? I could really look 1st Class!"
"Well, I don't know about that, but at least your appearance would be tolerable."
"Look who's talking Miss Pudgy Rolls!"
"It's more of me to love!"
"That's true, and I do love you. Do you think Yvonne would read the rough draft of my book? I just know it will be a best-seller! EVERYONE will want it!"

 "Um....Molly, who helped you design this cover?"
"I did it. Why?"
"Oh, nothing..."
"What?"
"Well, it's just that you don't look very 'unsinkable' in that picture." 
"But I'm on top of the ship, ya know, like...it didn't conquer me..."
"Mmmmm...no, not really the message I get. I wouldn't buy it." 
"No?"
"No."
"OK, I guess it's back to the drawing board. I want to fix it before Yvonne sees it. She is a descendant of Titanic's John Law Hume, after all." 
"Great idea! Let me know when you finish!"
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We'll be right here to greet you!
Love,
Molly & Carter