"Oh my goodness, Carter, it is finally starting to warm up around here! I thought my toenails were going to get frostbite!"
"I know, Molly! I mean we want to know what it was like on Titanic in the cold, North Atlantic, but this took the realism a little too far! Brrrrr!"
"The up side is that we had a lot of free ice to munch on!"
"Yeah, I bet the guys at Sonic were sad to lose our business the last few weeks!"
"But you know what they say, 'Why buy the ice when you can get it for free?'"
"Who says that, Carter? Are you thinking of what they say about milk and cows?"
"Milk, cows, ice - something like that. Hey - if we throw in some chocolate we can have ourselves a milkshake!"
"Carter, Carter, Carter...always thinking of food!"
"Well, there's not much else to think about when you're living a dog's life!"
"How about thinking of our visit to the ship this weekend?"
"This weekend? I thought I was retired?"
"And I thought you had made a Christmas wish that you could visit the ship on special weekends to see our family there?"
"But that was before I knew how nice it would be to lay around the house all day and do nothing."
"Hmpf. No ambition. How are you my sister?! Maybe I can change my last name."
"You can never deny you're my sister, Molly, I mean we look like twins.... besides that we don't have a last name."
"Well maybe you don't, but I do. Haven't you ever paid attention to the signage: Molly AND Carter?"
"Wait, so you think your last name is AND?"
"Of course. It's the word that comes after my first name. First name, last name. Isn't that how it goes?"
"And you want to write a New York Times Best Seller?"
"I know. I should probably drop the last name so I can be one of those single-named famous people like Cher or Madonna. Good idea, Carter! I appreciate it!"
"Great, glad I thought of it. Now I can just call you Molly."
"Oh, speaking of appreciation, it is area appreciation for locals at Titanic! We appreciate everyone who lives and works close to us, and we want to thank them with discounted tickets to come see our new exhibit!"
"And they can come see us on Saturday and Sunday for the next two weekends!"
We look forward to seeing you, and as always, we'll be right here to greet you!
*Unless we are out grocery shopping with our new buddies
(they're retired too)
Love,
Molly & Carter
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