Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Behind the Scenes at Titanic Branson

Workin' for a Livin'

This new time clock won't read my paw print!

"Ladies and gentlemen the Titanic Museum Attraction was closed last week for 4 days for deep cleaning, and let me tell you, those were 4 of the busiest days of our lives! Here we are, stars of Branson! Princesses of the Titanic! And we were made to work, work, work! What we did made Cinderella's floor scrubbing days look like nothin'!"

"Molly, you are being dramatic."

"I can't help it, Carter! I was born this way! You know how I feel about cleaning and getting dirty."

"I know how your face looked when Mama Kelli gave us the cleaning supplies..."


"You want us to do WHAT!?!?"

"Shock! Total shock! It was so funny!"

"Do you see me laughing?"

"No, but I was just thinking about how I did all the hard work while you turned our cleaning time into a fashion show."

Swiffer dusters DO make nice party collars!

"A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. I don't know if I like baby blue though. It makes me look washed out don't you think?"

"You know what I think? I want to know where you were when I was dusting, and mopping, and doing laundry, and vacuuming?"

"Where was I? I think my photographs will demonstrate that all of your 'hard work' was not hard at all. The prosecution presents Exhibits A, B, and C..."


Exhibit A - Carter Sleeping


Exhibit B - Carter Sleeping 

Exhibit C - Carter Sleeping

"I would hardly say I was sleeping in 'Exhibit B,' I was just, I was.."

"Yes???"

"I was taking a 10!"

"I rest my case."

"Well, in any case, we can say we both went above and beyond the call of duty, and now the ship is in tip top shape!"

"Yes, Carter, it looks absolutely maaahhvelous! We invite all of you to come and see how beautiful, clean and NEW the Titanic Museum Attraction is! New exhibits, new artifacts, new galleries, new..."

"New light bulbs!"

"Carter, really? New light bulbs?"

"Well, it's true."

"Do what you're good at - go take a nap and let me handle this."

"OK."

"New exhibits! New artifacts! New galleries! Come see us in 2013! You don't want to miss this!"

"Carter?"

I need a sign like this

Come visit us at the Titanic Museum Attraction in Branson!
We'll be right here to greet you!

Love, Molly & Carter




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1 comment:

  1. You girls are so funny!!! Don't work too hard Molly, AND Carter don't sleep too hard:o)

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