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| "George" and Carter |
Hey Molly and Carter,
Enjoy semi-retirement! You deserve it after 28 years of service at the Titanic.
Jack
"Uh, Molly, why did he say, "after 28 years of service at the Titanic? We've only been here four years."
"It's this thing humans do, Carter. They convert everything to 'Dog Years.'"
"Dog years?"
"Yes, you multiply the number by 7."
"So I'm really 35!? I'm ancient!"
"Carter, you have more pressing things to worry about, like WHY, for goodness sake you ALWAYS have your tongue out in pictures!"
"I like to lick my nose. It feels good."
"If you say so."
"I DO say so, and I also want to say, 'BYE JACK!'"
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