The Case of the Missing Cookie

Caught on Camera!

 

 "Carter, did you see the news!?"

 

"No, Molly. Why?"

 

"Oh, we've really done it now. I knew I shouldn't have listened to you!"

 

"What? What are you talking about?"

 

"The cookie! The one on the kitchen chair!"

 

"What about it? Did it make you gassy?"

 

"NO! No, no, no! We were caught on camera, and now the news is broadcasting our photo all over the television! We're caught, Carter. They know!"

 

"Whoa, calm down, Molly."

 

"I WILL NOT calm down. We've also put baby Grace at risk. They think she's our accomplice."

 

 

"Wow, that's not a very good picture of me. It looks like a mug shot of some low class criminal."

 

"Carter, we are going to have to get our PR person involved. Our reputation is at stake.... and that IS a terrible picture of you." 

 

"Molly, I say we just come clean. How can anyone blame a dog for eating a cookie that was left out in the open?"

 

"But if momma Kelli sees this, she's going to figure out what happened to William's disappearing graham crackers...and his Cheez-its...and his fruit snacks."

 

"Do you think she'll put two and two together?"

 

"Yes, Carter! Oh - we've really made a mess of things. And we're supposed to be on a diet!!!"

 

"Molly! Pull yourself together! Let's just confess it all and ask for mercy....I mean, you can only eat bland, boring dog food for so long!"

 

"You're right, Carter. Our fans adore us and they will be forgiving. Let's post a darling, sweet photo on Facebook and confess our cookie crimes."

 

 

"How about this one with the captain's hats?"

 

"Perfect."

 

"And then let's commit to doing some exercise. Let's post a picture of us walking on a long trail."

 

"Oh, how about this one?"

"Perfect."

"Lastly, we just invite everyone to come see us in person on Memorial weekend. Once they pet us and look into our eyes they'll forget all about this betrayal of trust!"

"Geez, Molly, aren't you being a little dramatic?"

"No...well, maybe a little. I am gifted in that way."

"Well, since you're so gifted, what will we tell Momma Kelli?"

"Let's just tell her sorry...and then blame William for tempting us to sin!"

"Molly!"

"OK, we'll just say sorry. I think she'll forgive us."

"She will."

How about you? Come show us your love and support on Memorial weekend at the Titanic Museum Attraction in Branson, MO. 

 

We'll be right here to greet you!

Love, 

Molly & Carter

 

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